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| In this age of participation medals, we'd like to congratulate Jay-Z for being the first billionaire rapper. | |
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| And congrats to Jeffry Epstein for being the first democrat billionaire child molester. | |
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| Ladies and Gents, I just received an urgent update from our fact checkers. some part of that last statement was untrue. | |
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