The Democratic Presidential Primaries

Author: Moturd

Date: July 23, 2019

by Moturd
7-23-19
Vote for me and I'll give you $20/hr minimum wage
Cool. Except I don't want to work.
No problemo. Vote for me and I'll give you universal basic income. No need to ever work again.
That's cool and all, but I really just want to lay around in my underwear smoking weed.
Vote for me and I'll make marijuana legal.
Throw in DoorDash and I'm with you, sista.