He's a big FIBA

Author: Moturd

Date: August 4, 2019

by Moturd
8-04-19
Coach, why am I suspended?
Sorry, D.J. but you failed your drug test.
It wasn't mine! I swear. I was at this party, see? And they was smoking hypodermic needles in the same room, but I didn't inhale!
It's not that. It was positive for hCG. You're pregnant.
Oh shit. For reals? You know I'm gonna need some child support, right?
This isn't fair! Why should I have to pay the rest of my life for a one-night mistake?