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| We bought Alaska from Russia and made the Louisiana Purchase from France, but when I expressed interest in Greenland the Danish prime minister was a rude bitch. | |
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| For 1 Euro I would gladly sell the left-leaning shithole of Flemish Wallonia. | |
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| We could buy Wallonia for 1 Euro, but I don't think you want to lose any land area. | |
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| You give us 1 dollar. We give you Baltimore. | |
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| Only if we get 99 cents back in change | |
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