The Day the Pope's Butthole Puckered

Author: Moturd

Date: October 13, 2019

by Moturd
10-13-19
Suddenly, the Vatican elevator stops.
Lord, I beseech thee. Send your messengers to aid me in this, my time of tribulation.
25 minutes later...
I heard it's the pope trapped in there.
Let's get it open before there's a fire. Pope flambé would be hard to explain to the masses.
What was that all about?
I like to make Francis sweat once in a while, to remind him not to be so damn liberal.