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| Hiromi Beelzos of the Washington Post: some say your brand of news is nothing more than anti-American rhetoric. | |
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| Oh puh-leeze. It's just like Charlie Manson, a struggling singer-songwriter, used to say... | |
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We interrupt this newscast for an urgent breaking story!
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| What is this thing? A minion? Here's a candy bar, kid. See if you can reach up and grab it with those stubby little arms. | |
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| We'll be keeping you up to date with 24 hour coverage until this crisis ends. | |
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| Clearly an impeachable offense! | |
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