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| Ever notice how plane seats keep getting smaller and smaller? | |
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| I got a whole row to myself by bringing an emotional support tarantula. | |
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| Just don't let it get out of the box. | |
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| Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaki... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SPIDER! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF! | |
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