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AOC prognosticates to the press...
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| The world is going to end in 12 years! Global warming has passed the point of no return! | |
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| So... I shouldn't make any more house payments? | |
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| Don't bother. But if you vote Democrat in 2020, we can say magic words and wave a green wand to fix everything. | |
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| Attention ladies and nonbinary gentlebeings, we are being bumped so President Trump can make a yuge announcement. | |
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| Our very great American scientists have learned to make limitless energy from fusion, with no pollution and no radiation. | |
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| Also no carbon. The fuel comes from water, and the only byproduct is helium which we can use to fill party balloons. | |
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