Easiest Job in the World

Author: Moturd

Date: January 24, 2020

by Moturd
1-24-20
A new scented candle is born...
Uhh, this smells like vagina.
Dude, they're selling a candle on Goop that Gwyneth Paltrow told her perfumer smelled like a vagina.
Seriously?
I wonder what Gwyneth's vagina smells like. I want one of those candles.
Fuck the candle! I want that dude's job! Here Gwyneth, this one smells like ass crack. Pay me!