Free as a Bird. Poo-tee-weet?

Author: Moturd

Date: February 18, 2020

by Moturd
2-18-20
This is Donald Trump, in the Whitehouse.
This is Bernard, in the workhouse. To what do I owe the honor of this call?
[BELCH] Pardon.
Wait. Are you pardoning me, or did you pardon yourself because you belched?
Didn't Rudy talk to you? We're running out of talent. Now, do you want to be the new Attorney General or not?
If you quit Twitter.