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1. Both sides make blustery demands and quickly reach an impasse.
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| Sell us few thousand GM cars and buy $500 Billion of our molded plastic crap with no tariff. | |
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| No! You slow down how quickly you steal our technology and take over our industries! | |
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2. Throw a random dissident in jail.
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| Ho Lee Fuk just get 10 year hard labor for watching your Atlas Shrugged, filthy American propaganda | |
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| In the name of Human Rights, we demand you release that Chinese citizen from complying with Chinese law! | |
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3. Release the troublemaker and allow him to emigrate.
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| Boo hoo hoo! We give in. Ho Lee Fuk can go America. | |
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| Since you made this small and totally unrelated concession we will give you everything you asked for. | |
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