Uncle Joe's Funny Stories

Author: Moturd

Date: February 22, 2020

by Moturd
2-22-20
I can tell from your wide staring eyes. You overheard us, then searched for cock porn, didn't you?
Yes. It's out there.
But that wasn't all you found, was it?
No. When Joe Biden said Corn Pop was a gang banger, he simply got the name mixed up, a Bidenesque spoonerism.
Porncock and his homies were really asking Joe, the cute white lifeguard, for group butt sex.
Well, that explains the chains and the razors.