A Shetland is a pint-sized horse

Author: Moturd

Date: March 7, 2020

by Moturd
3-07-20
I heard you buy your pony Guiness in a pub.
Aye, the one on mane street.
Does he ever get rowdy and stirrup any trouble?
A bit.
What gave you the idea to liquor him up?
Because while the sheep don't mind, the horse seems to need liquid encouragement.