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July 2024, Bizarro World:
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| Thank you Pres. Biden for sending America back into a downward spiral in your shameless and divisive grab for power. | |
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| I said to Mr. Lincoln, I said, "I saved you twice but this is the last time, slick." He wouldn't listen, but I held my ground, and I was right. | |
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| My handlers in Beijing told me to thank you for not pointing out that the plague started in Wuhan, China. | |
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| They pay my son extra when I don't call it as that god-damn chink virus. Vagina is the new orange. Who are you again? | |
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| I'm a lesbian socialist Satan worshipper. I'm your new base. | |
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