Broomstick Monkeys

Author: Mr._Tasty

Date: October 28, 2001

by Mr._Tasty
10-28-01
You set me up on a date with a guy, Chip. A guy!
Come on Gabe. It was an honest mistake.
The dude wanted to take me out to dinner and then go back to his place with him.
Yeah...How'd that go by the way?
Oh, the steak was pretty good and he was nice and all, but when he said I had to pick up the check, I ended it right there.
Well, remember. Technically you were the one asking him out. It's only customary.