Broomstick Monkeys

Author: Mr._Tasty

Date: November 11, 2001

by Mr._Tasty
11-11-01
So, Chip. Tell me more about yourself. What do you do besides act and harvest nuts?
Oh, sometimes I volunteer at the local children's hospital.
Really? How does that work out for you, being a squirrel and all?
Oh, it's great. The kids love me. The staff is very sweet. I juggle acorns for the cancer kids. It's all very inspiring.
Wow. Is there anything else I should know about your multi-faceted life?
I've been known to be a pathological liar.