The Really Predictable Adventures of Captain Obvious

Author: MrFish

Date: December 16, 2001

by MrFish
12-16-01
Captain Obvious bravely patrols the streets...
You're Asian!
Thank you Captain Obvious!
You live in a trash can!
good job Captain Obvious!
is this the end of Captain Obvious?!
You...you...what the hell are you supposed to be?
Bwhahaha! Your powers are useless against me, Captain Obvious! I shall defeat you...