And now for something completely different...

Author: MrKorb

Date: May 20, 2001

by MrKorb
5-20-01
Hello, I'm Jesus. I'm going to die for everybody's sins. Aren't I a nice guy?
Moo.
Because I'm such a nice guy, will somebody let me down please? ... Anybody? Help? Please?
Moo.
Golden calf he ain't.
...feh, I hope you all rot in hell.
Same to you buddy.