All comics by MrLagewewew

 

Rape And A Halfshell... by MrLagewewew 2-04-03
Upon being fired, Wilto...er I mean... no wait, Wilto is looking for pleasure... If only he knew my slong is in this box... Ugh...I think his slong is in that box. Why is he smiling so much?	The man wakes from a sudden sleep and finds a note. "...Yes, my slong was in the box..." -Wilto... But wasn't that a dream?	He realizes Wilto has raped him after drugging him. Aw... what the fuck... Hehehehe.

 

Music Appreciation Enjoys The Rod. by MrLagewewew 2-13-03
"Take Five" is playing slopply in the background with wrong notes left and right... I wonder if anyone is actually listening to my useless rambling while intoxicating the front row with my absolutely rank breath. I think I'll draw asses with thongs while crapping into people's mouths when they've gotten up...	Mr. Lague decides to ask Eric how many steps are between F and Eb... Wrong! It's one whole step. One whole step.	El random conversations arise... I love you Jocelyn. Ugh...

 

Bill-So-Sassy by MrLagewewew 2-13-03
A sassy pirate encounters a saddened Bill... Arg Matie, Be you a true sailor? The ocean waves carry the thoughts of a thousand dreams, only to die...	Disregarding Bill's dribble, the pirate continues... But your belt marks the sign of a true pirate master! Converge's musical efforts are becoming generic... blah blah blah...	The pirate takes the final straw on the poop deck... Shiver me timbers and blow me down! Show me your booty for a grand ass raping! Do what you want, I'm just emo.

 

No Love for the Drunkard. by MrLagewewew 2-14-03
After a stiff drink... ...You crazay squizzles and yourz jibbaz-jabbaz...! Seriously, shut the fuck up.	Aliens just don't feel the love... ...You sassy aliens and yorz multiplieyed eyes and suchz..! Dude, fuck you.	No one likes you? Turn against yourself of course...! ...Youz mah only friend, arn't ya...? I hate you.

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