Captin Tampon and the Cunt squad #1 : Tampon Vs. Douche

Author: MrMongoose

Date: December 5, 2001

by MrMongoose
12-05-01
We find Captin Tampon's arch enemy, Dr Doushe bag, plotting his next heist.
The times I have had in this life could fill up a thousand suns. Instead of trying to keep up with well documented accounts of my youth, I instead took bong hits and jerked off. But now it's payback.
This is not good for the earth, fans! It looks like Captin Tampon and the Cunt squad will have there hands in their pants with this one.....wait what?
I plan to over run the earth with tons and tons of beenie babies till all humans become my slaves. And I think I will start with...
Captin Tampon! YEAH!
...The biggest Bitch I can think of.
What? Why does evey body always look at me like that when I come over here?