Common College Misconceptions

Author: Mr_Jass

Date: October 31, 2002

by Mr_Jass
10-31-02
They give you free ice cream on every tuesday after a blue moon.
There's a student-access-only chocolate pudding swimming pool out in the back.
Posting links to fark from your dorm computer automatically ensures they'll be on the front page.
There's a group of Mexicans on the third floor that will hum the Pokemon battle music on request.
OK, so these misconceptions aren't all that common.