Movery McMover Has Some Competition

Author: Mr_Jass

Date: November 2, 2002

by Mr_Jass
11-02-02
Hey Mr_Jass, I heard your moving rates were lower than Movery McMover's, so I came hear to check out your deal.
Would you like to hear about the normal deal or the Special deal?
Normal.
I fit some large crap in your car, claim your stuff as my own, and allow you to drive to your new home.
How about the special deal?
Same as before, only I buttfuck your kitty while I'm at it.