Customer Service

Author: Mr_Kidney

Date: December 10, 2001

by Mr_Kidney
12-10-01
I would like to complain, I ordered one of your super vacuum cleaners, but when I got it home, it broke after the first use, I don't believe I got my $200 worth!
Are you sure you read the instructions properly? we safety test our products several times before packaging them.
I don't need to read a manual, I just attached it to my penis and turned it on!
oh.....right.......uh.... I'll be right back!