BTC 25: Blame it on the Boogy...oh, and Jesus.

Author: Mr_Pink

Date: April 8, 2005

by Mr_Pink
4-08-05
And then,when mommy was only 14 years old,she had to marry daddy,who owned nothing more than a crappy '76 Chevy.They married because mom was pregnant,because that man in that little glass car tells...
...her condoms were forbidden.And then,I was born but mommy and daddy had no money,because they didn't finish high school.And then,they put me in a convent.And there,that old man did things to me...
...that was our "little secret".And then,on that one day,I got really angry on that boogyman and I ripped his balls off.And then,the fuzz busted me,and I got in juvenile...
...And now,I'm a crack whore sucking your loyal servants for $ 50.
This is all your fault.