Drooling Philistines

Author: MrsJerusalem

Date: June 7, 2005

by MrsJerusalem
6-07-05
You know Debbie in Accounts Payable? I'd sure like to realign HER uterus. I'm gonna ask her out.
No shit? I think she looks like a praying mantis. And what's up with her skin? Jimmy in Marketing calls her "scrot-face".
Then she won't mind when I give her the ol' teabag, eh? Heheheh.
Ba-zing! Hahaha.
Later that night...
How'd it go with Debbie? You glide up in the guts or what?
No, we discussed religion and wine and politics, though. Oh - and she shit on my face. That was pretty hot.