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by Muherfurce
12-17-02
My name's CJayC69, please give me your password
here you go it is IAMNOOB
ROFL! I'm not Ceej, I'm EXE. Do you have a preferred TOS violation I can get you banned for?
I'm a big fan of linking to goatse, could you do that on every page?
Sure thing, kid.
Now I don't have to spend 14 hours doing it, hooray!

 

by Muherfurce
12-17-02
I'm Santa Ceej, what do you want for Christmas little (but over 13) girl?
I want a hundred thousand karma.
Sorry, but you must earn your karma.
Okay then, I want five dollars.
What account would you like that karma on?

 

by Muherfurce
12-17-02
My karma is 374.
My car's a 1968.
My karma is 374.
Can you finish that phone number?
My karma is 374.
I invented the automatic ass-wiper, but you don't see me bragging!

 

by Muherfurce
12-18-02
Karma post!
Dude, this is stripcreator. You're not even on GameFAQs. Posting a karma post here won't net you a single karma.
So I don't get Karma here?
Not even on the GameFAQs anniversary?

 

by Muherfurce
12-18-02
S3X S3X Lets have S3X
S3X S3X Lets have S3X
Lets all everybody have some S3X
S3X is had by all everybody
Holy crap! Coherent sentences!

 

by Muherfurce
12-18-02
I AM GOD!
I am dog.
...
Sure, you're dog. </sarcasm>
No really, I'm dog.

 

by Muherfurce
12-18-02
Oh dear god this cow is untippable!
Why were you trying to tip me? Please be honest.
I wasn't tipping you, I was ... uh .... trying to screw you? Yeah, screw you, that's it.
I am the COW OF DOOM! I will kill you - in the ASS!
I am the DINGO OF NOT DOOM! I will not kill you - in the ASS!

 

by Muherfurce
12-19-02
What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
I'd do the Half-Naked Jesus Dance for a Klondike bar!
Here's your damn ice cream.
What the hell? I said Klondike! Klondike, damn you, Klondike!

 

by Muherfurce
12-22-02
Vegeta appears to be a Saiyan.
Goku also appears to be a Saiyan.
Krillin isn't a Saiyan.

 

by Muherfurce
12-22-02
Hey, did you all notice that at the last wrestling pay-per-view, Goldust and Booker T became the tag champs? It's pretty clear they're mocking Trent Lott.
After all Book and Dust won the belts only a few weeks after Lott's comments!
I mean, you'd have to be a moron to have missed this.

 

by Muherfurce
12-24-02
OMFG!!!!11!!1`~~!one! HeRCuol sI t3|-| S00pre SAYAN!!!!! WHutF?
Hey, mods! Can you ban this guy for being annoying?
PH47 B()() i5 Teh 5Tr0NGeSSSt 8uu!
Hello, mods? This guy is annoying! Ban him, please!
GOkU cOuLd EASILY cruSHorz ITeH S00preMeN @ BaiS!
H4y u f***UCXKlNG m0der8ORS WTF Y is tEh BL00 tInG != BAnD!

 

by Muherfurce
12-28-02
I am from some other club! Let me enter Fort Muher now!
F you, wadster! Fort Muher is off limits to non-members of Club Furce.
Oh yeah? I will enter Fort Muher anyways.
You'd better not. If you do, something bad will happen to you. We're talking new levels of badness here.
OMFG! I'm ugly now! This blows goat balls.
TRAIN GRIFFY MAGIC

 

by Muherfurce
12-29-02
Did Austin really retire?
Austin never retired.
Yes I know we're on the pro wrestling board and replying to sigs is for n00bs, but OMFG!!111one!! UR COmix r n0tz0rz teh fUHNnie, thay r teh SUXXORZ!!11!!eleven!
Good for you. Here's a paper to write some suggestions on. When you're done, throw your lame-ass suggestions in that trashcan-shaped suggestion box.
WTF??? ur comix makes teh cents wehn U reed only 1! UR sp0s3dz0rz 2 have 2 reed tem all b4 it makes sense! U SUXXORS ASS LIXER!
You know, you could have written your suggestion down on a piece of paper.

 

by Muherfurce
12-29-02
Hey writer of sucky comics, why don't you write series?
I do write series now. I'm writing one as a tribute to your lameness. One comic isn't enough to describe your lameness.
So I'm pretty lame then?

 

by Muherfurce
12-29-02
I told you that anyone who writes comics that aren't series suck ass, but I didn't mean for you to write a series about how lame I am!
That's tough shit, man.
CENSOR BYPASS! MODS DELETE!
Dude, you dumbass. This isn't GameFAQs. There are no censors here for me to bypass.
FLAMING! MODS DELETE!!!!

 

by Muherfurce
1-03-03
Hey guess what? Someone directed an SPI at me today! He got warned, but I feel so *special*!
Special? Why would someone calling you gay make you feel special?
I mean, I feel special knowing I have such an impact on the community that another user would call me gay!
I can see that being used as a contest excuse. "Whattya mean, 10 karma lost for making someone feel good about themselves?"
I'm so proud... I'm gonna go buy me an ice cream! Rocky road!
"Hey CJayC, I appreciate what you've done for us GameFAQers! Ergo, you're gay!"

 

by Muherfurce
1-03-03
Expanding on last night's point, I'd like to say something else.
Go ahead.
Both the TOS, and the Auto-mod, warn you that it's not a good idea to call another user gay. You'd have to be pretty ignorant to continue to do so. Therefore, being called gay on GameFAQs is a rarity.
Your point being?
I'm part of the "Called Gay On GameFAQs" club! How many users can say that? Not too many, I'd assume!
So what? I'm one of the few members of the "Genital Warts" club, but you don't see me bragging!

 

by Muherfurce
1-07-03
i hat triple hhh, scot stiner. and stacy keeble
That's okay, they'll all die of steroid cancer by Judgment Day.
w00t ima tell masage bored!

 

by Muherfurce
2-03-03
Kickass! I found a proxy that isn't blocked from creating accounts! Now to create one every hour for the next month.
system overload, too many accounts
LMAO proxies rule

 

by Muherfurce
2-03-03
Hey CJayC you need to change the ISP block to allow charter.net addresses
Done.
"Sorry, but due to abuse by other users of your ISP you must use addresses that end in chartertn.net"
Dumbass.

 

by Muherfurce
2-03-03
NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER!
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lol a pickle fanboy is me

 

by Muherfurce
2-04-03
OMFG MOST UNFARE MOD EVAR!!1!!1!1 I got modded for saying "shut the f*ck up f*ggot go suck a c*ck h0m0" and lost 10 karma
No this is more unfair, I got modded for posting five thousand links to my goatse/ROM site
Read the TOS! This isn't rocket science! Jesus Christ on a pogo stick.
Wait a minute, that annoying git hasn't within the last hour posted a link to a violation he marked ten minutes ago. Is he planning something?
Sorry bout that, my family died and I had to visit their funeral! Say, can you go KOS this guy for posting off-topic on a dead SNES board?
Lucky family.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
HEY LOOK AT THIS PAGE OMFG OMFG OMFG LOOK LOOK LOOK
Okay I'll look.
WASN'T IT THE GREATEST PAGE IN THE WORLD HUH HUH HUH WASN'T IT WASN'T IT WASN'T IT?
The fuck it wasn't, I've never seen a page generate so many goatse pop-ups in my life!
SURELY THE FACT THAT ALL THE POPUPS ARE TITLED "I LOVE YOU A LOTS" MAKES UP FOR THAT THOUGH?
And playing chin2.mpg at the end wasn't necessary either, asshole.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
This hippie and this dinosaur run into one another in Hell. The hippie cannot understand dino's inference that Saffire and Chomsky are both sophist demogogues.
Bush is like Hitler, NEOCON Man.
Noam Chomsky is like William Saffire, hippie.
Hippie cannot deal with an opposing viewpoint because he was taught only left-wing ideology in college.
Wait, you are confusing me.
That is the easy part. The hard part is controlling you.
Too late, hippie realizes that he has not been talking to a right-winger but a T-Rex.
I do not like war.
HA HA HA!

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
Two hippies find out they have similar beliefs. This surprises them.
Hi. I do not like war.
Wow. I don't like war either! What a coincidence. It must be synchronicity or karma or something.
The hippies get a warm feeling inside because it is nice to be with your own kind.
I notice we kind of smell similar, too. Kind of a cross between patchouli, perspiration, and stale pot smoke. Bieng a hippie rocks, don't it?
Yes, it certainly does. It is convenient since hippies 40 years ago did all our thinking for us. But, the best part is never lying and always being right.
The hippies decide getting laid is more important than freeing people and defending American interests abroad.
I never thought of that, but you are right... of course! I never lie, and I am always right. Just like you.
Totally! Not only that, as long as we do not change our minds, hippie chicks will sleep with us. Peace, man.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
I am a clown.
So am I!
An awkward silence ensues...
I hate you.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
Get off my bench.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
chicken!
monster!
pussy!
nazi!
scaredy cat!
not nice person!

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
This show sucks.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
Fuck.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
Hello, and welcome to Walmart.
This isn't Walmart.
I hate you.

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
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by Muherfurce
2-26-03
feel the difference in 20 minutes!
Why did the Jew cross the road?
MENNONITE
A quill made from the compressed pubic hairs of an entire nation of red-headed virgins
DIRTY MEXICANS GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR NATION ASSHOLES
How do you like Silvie now?
we are here for the sheepie
Do the Evil-Doer Hustle GW!
Fook My Goatse You Muherfurce

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
Brainmonster fucks his stepdad.
Hey it's my stepdad! Wanna fuck!
Why aren't we alreadydoing as much?
Ted Terbolizard sucks cock.
Wow you're a big cock. I never believed chickens had big cocks.
Yakuza McGee eats bukkake.
WE'RE EJACULATING ON YOU!
OH BOY, DINNER!

 

by Muherfurce
2-26-03
One day in Hell...
I am satan!
Then how come you didn't capitalize your own name?
The eternal argument, over and over, infinitely, every day, in Hell eternal.
What are you, the Tiki gammar police?
When refering to another person, never use "what." Instead, use "who," luser.
On through the eons the depravity sinks to lower and lower levels, ad infinitum, in Hell eternal.

Fuck you, Mister Pedantic!

Close your fucking font tags, asshole!

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
...There are colours everywhere...
...and you're a... a pink donkey...
...Oh, shit. I hope I'm not acting stoned...

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
Good girls get lots of presents! Good girls show Santa their sweet sweet underaged panties! Ho! ho! ho!
Very nice! I can smell your juicy cunt from here! Now give me a handjob!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Remember, this is our little secret!

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
We're black!
Yes, dear. I know.

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
So, I says to the guy, of COURSE I'm willing to die for my beliefs!
That was stupid.

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
I told you not to let that arab light his shoe on fire...

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
TEST: What's two plus two?
Four.
Damn. Thought I had you on that one.
Yeah, I'm smart that way.
TEST: What's plus two plus three?
Also four.

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
bukkake on my face now whore
but I have no cock, only this smelly cunt.

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
FOOK MAH POOK

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
So, what's it like being in the Pussy Division?

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
You're really starting to "bug" me.
(Get it?)

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
I wish somebody would get this naked guy off me...

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
Please don't explode...
Holy shit! A talking chair!

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
Hi! Welcome to Jerusalem!

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
Forgive me father for I have sinned...
I... I killed a man...
Is that all? We're in Nevada, it's not like it's against the law or anything!

 

by Muherfurce
2-27-03
what's going on?
now do you see the connection?

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