All comics by MuntyFlumplePants

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StumbleUpon..?
It's a front for the "Monkeys Searching for Shakespeare"

 

Hello. Can I help?
Yeah. Where's the KY Jelly mate? Can't see the bleedin' stuff anywhere.
Errrrm. We don't sell that. Here. Ummm, can I.. suggest Boots?
Mate, I want 'im to slide in, not friggin well March in.
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Self raising? Self FLIPPING RAISING??!?!?!??
Uh-oh
Uh-oh
Uh-oh indeed.
I knew you weren't %*&^\* listening at the DAMNED FLORISTS!!!
not the broom of doom!!!

 

Nigel Cow walked in to the DIY Store and found the manager...
Hi there mate, any jobs going?
Sorry pal, not for talking cows... Why don't you join the circus?
What would the Circus want with a painter & decorator??
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Jesus, bring me a Dog.
**sweet dreams are made of th..** ...Huh dad? OK, yep, got it!!!
a DOG you bloody imbecile, a DOG. And take those blasted headphones off when I'm talking to you.
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I can't be an Alcoholic...
A bit of a Lush maybe, or even a Drunk, but not an Alcoholic..
..Alcoholics go to Meetings!

 

Clive & George went for a walk in the humans back garden..
Keep your eyes peeled for traps George...
Will do Clive. Blimey, check out this lump of cheese, it's....
Unfortunately for George, it was a new fangled laser trap.
A trap. I did warn you George.
The Early Bird may well get the worm, but it's the Second Mouse that gets the cheese.
*wink*

 

Your time on earth has come to an end. You will be coming with me now. Actually, could you wash your hands first please?
Really? My time is up in the crapper? No goddamn way...
Don't shoot the messenger

 

My boyfriend brought home a great book last week, "Cheap & Easy Vegan Recipes"
It's the perfect choice for him really - not only is he a vegan..

 
ooops
wrong button.

 

i like playing little red riding hood in the garden with dad.
i like playing my Xbox from dad
i like my dad reading '3billy goats gruff' when i go to bed
i like the fairy tale book dad bought me
my dads entering the parents race at school sports day
my dad funds school sports day

 

Open mike session...
name any tune in 1...
and he'll get there 45...

 

So you'll erect a plaque?
Uh? oh, yeah, no worries dad.
EXPLAIN!
you said to sort a plague dad, jees!
a PLAQUE you idiot, a plaque!
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