Threat Level Yellow

Author: Murica

Date: August 24, 2014

by Murica
8-24-14
Did you hear the Department of Homeland Security raised the threat level to yellow today?
Yellow? Is that bad? They need to change this color system to something I can understand.
Like what?
How about we base the threat level on former Disney stars. If the threat level is Justin Timberlake, all is well. And if it's...
Somewhere in Washington DC
Threat level Lindsay Lohan! I repeat, threat level Lindsay Lohan! Quick, get the president to a bunker!