RCD 53

Author: Murica

Date: August 25, 2014

by Murica
8-25-14
So let me get this straight. That fancy gizmo is going to beam my shit directly from my colon to the place of my choosing?
Yep. With this device, defecation is now optional. You can even beam it backward or forward into time to the location you desire.
My god...the possibilities!
The presidents coffee will never taste the same.