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| So let me get this straight. That fancy gizmo is going to beam my shit directly from my colon to the place of my choosing? | |
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| Yep. With this device, defecation is now optional. You can even beam it backward or forward into time to the location you desire. | |
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| My god...the possibilities! | |
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| The presidents coffee will never taste the same. | |
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