The Pearly Gates 2: Mikey Goes To Heaven

Author: Murica

Date: September 1, 2014

by Murica
9-01-14
How did you die, my son?
Well, it's kind of embarassing. I drank a coke.
Hmmm, that sort of thing doesn't usally kill---
And then right after the coke I ate some pop rocks.
What the fuck were you thinking?