All comics by MusicCrazy

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
'ello and welcome to Big Sister auditions...
I Wanna go on Big Sister becos... Well who wouldnt man. On Big Brother there are some way fit men...
I Wanna go on Big Sister becos when i went on Big brother people were mean to me...
Heh heh what? Oh I wanna go on Big Sister becos I LIKE COFFEE heh heh heh...

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
I Wanna go on Big Sister because i wanna grow up and marry a footballer and steal his Credit Card.
*wanker*wats up man, i wanna be on Big sis *wanker*cos im a punkstar wahooo *wanker*
Hi i hate people im a loner i wanna go on big sister becos i have nothing to do.

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Hello people im here with Ll Drool G. Whats hangin?
Yo Brother i just been workin on ma new single "Dont wear Comdoms Gay people do".
Hey Drool G i love the single. Im going to make babies with ma girl.
Good for you kid...Man I love My fans...
Hey Drool G your agent sed you've been nominated for 3 awards at the music awards.
Respect Brother this shit is Pumpin.

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Welcome back to the Music Awards 2006. First we have the award for the rudest Lyrics. The winner is....Ll Drool G with "Shuf ma willy up ur cunt"
So would you like to say anything?
Yer i wanna thank my fans, and i wanna thank my Family. Id also wanna thank the guy who blakmailed the guys behind scenes to give this to me
Really im gonna have to take this off....
SHUT IT i know the Undertaker.

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Thank you Neyo. Next is the award for Dirtiest Video. The winner is.......Ll drool G with "Swallow ma Jizz"
So Drool G its your second time today how do you feel gettin 2 awards tonyt...
Oh Brother this shit is pumpin... wait a sec Hot Chick at 12 oclok!!!
Errrmmm...

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Thanks For that Rhianna. Now its our 12th award tonite. Its the Most Ever Recorded Arrests. And the winner is.....Ll drool G with a woping 24,365 arrests in the last 3 years. Beating Micheal Jackson.
Hey Drool G its your 3rd and hopefully final time. How'd you feel?
Well as you no my fans love me and so does my family. And exspecially that girl on the front row...wait a minute Babe your not allowed up here...stop!
Oh man. When is this nytmare gonna end?
Oooh Bitch your slaps are hard!!

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
The Award are nearly over so herewith a special performance....LL Drool G
Hey people dont wear comdoms. There all plastic and sticky. and if ur hunni had it in her mouth it wud taste all iky...
After the performance...
Thank you people of ......The world!
Boo...we want Jackson.....Get a nose Job!

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Hey Neyo nice work out there...
Its spelt Ne-Yo and if ur not carefull i may be forced to use the Matrix upon you!
Hey Britney hows the baby?
You no what why is everybodu naggin me bout baby.....its not like you all care....wat if im wearin no makeup...Ahhhhhhh
And they say Im annoyin. Bleedin hek ive seen more manners in a dead Sloth. ermm i mean YER BROTHER!!

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Guess whos Simon?
I wont to Vote Simon!
I wont to Vote Simon!
Not yet?
I wont to Vote Simon!
I wont to Vote Simon!
Now!
I wont to Vote Simon!
*Wanker*ermmm I vote me *wanker*

 

by MusicCrazy
5-20-06
Hey Readers welcome to my Crib. Let me show you around...
This is ma Toilet. At the moment its being cleaned so my Gold Toilet Paper and Seat arent here...
This is ma private Bar. All them bottles you see on the shelfs....There empty

 

by MusicCrazy
5-29-06
Jesus man this after party has lasted a whole week. Me and ma Homis are Pumpin...
Hey Kelly, Nelly, Pink, Ne-yo come on ova...
Hey where did evryone go?

 

by MusicCrazy
5-29-06
Ok we got the first award who is up?
Nelly, Kelly, and Ne-yo.
Okay Pick a number between 1-3.
errr 2
Okay the Winner is Kelly!
Is that a donut left at the bottom of the box?

 

Plz can i have 24 bottles of Vodka and 12 bottles of wine...
by MusicCrazy, 5-29-06

 

Plz can i have 24 bottles of Vodka and 12 bottles of wine...
by MusicCrazy, 5-29-06

 

by MusicCrazy
5-30-06
Look Drool G you have to come to Hell you blew up the world and everyone died...
Look i cant ...
Cos what u havent had a number 1 hit?
....
Cos i've not been laid yet...

 

by MusicCrazy
5-30-06
So Now the Music Awards is Over and LL Drool G was left upon Earth all by his lonesum.
!!!Would anybody come back and help us!!!
Cya soon for the next edition Of Music Awards Next Year

 

by MusicCrazy
5-30-06
Hey Dude where are all the Hippis gone?
Yo man i ttally havent a clu?
Yer dude it feels like our accent is outta date...
Oh Jesus Christ Women Stick your self together any minute now the queen may come

 

by MusicCrazy
5-30-06
Yo man have you herd the new R Kelly Song
Yo man i thought we could make babys together...your dumped...
Have you herd the R Kelly so...
Dont even think about it

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