Cthulhu is your master!

Author: N9I0N

Date: June 29, 2002

by N9I0N
6-29-02
CTHULHU IS YOUR MASTER
I am Cthulhu! You will gve up all of your worldly possesions for me!
Wow man! Are you like for real?
SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO CTHULHU
YOU WILL FEAR AND WORSHIP ME FOR ETERNITY!
Holy shit dude, settle down! I don't have any spare change!
CTHULHU IS A MACK DADDY
Can you hook my up with some booty?
Hmm....well I can cut you a deal on some weed..