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| I told him I was reminded of kittens frolicking in the bamboo gardens when he ran his fingers through my hair ... | |
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| The violet flames in her eyes danced so unlike a tutu-clad sumo wrestler as I blithely requested her phone number ... | |
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| After I licked my thumb, leaned over and straightened his eyebrows, I replied, "of course, Mr. Silly-Nose! Have you got a pencil?" | |
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