Follow the Bouncing Sandwiches

Author: Namgubed

Date: March 19, 2003

by Namgubed
3-19-03
B-but I could've sworn you were Edmond, my long lost love!
But this man you knew has died long ago, Countess. I am the Count of Monte Cristo! Here's your stop, don't let the carriage door hit your sweet ass on the way out.
When I became your man, I swore to protect you, even from yourself, Zapata. Just kill her husband and take her!
Hey, I've fot a sweet revenge plot going here! Screw it up, and you're done for, Jacopo!
Mengigo.
Whatever.