BTC 27: I'm Counting On It

Author: Namgubed

Date: April 23, 2005

by Namgubed
4-23-05
Hi, I've had nothing but coconuts and the occasional beached whale for six years, and prayed for death, having lost all hope of rescue. You?
I've drifted three months on a raft with my trusty rifle. I swear, if I can't hide from them ass-probing aliens, I'll fly into a murderous rage!
And you honestly believe they won't find you here?