Revenge of the Pick-Up Line

Author: Namgubed

Date: May 3, 2005

by Namgubed
5-03-05
Hey, thanks for the drink! My name is Janet.
Would you like to go home with a lonely carpenter? You're sure to get nailed!
Uh ... not tonight, I have a headache.
Yeah? Well I have a schlong THIS BIG and it's got Excedrin written all over it!