If Alito Was Coached by Don Rickles

Author: Namgubed

Date: January 12, 2006

by Namgubed
1-12-06
Senator Feinstein has the floor ...
Mr. Alito, if you are appointed to the Supreme Court, would you outlaw abortion?
No. As a matter of fact, in YOUR case, I'd make it compulsory and retroactive, bitch!
Ahem! Senator Kennedy ... ?
Let me read from this article in a newsletter of an organization with which you were formerly affiliated ...
Sorry, what ...? I still can't get over how you could ask Clarence Thomas questions about sexual misconduct, you horny fat lush!
Uh, Senator Leahy has a question ...
Would a living will give family members the right to end the life of a brain-dead vegetable?
Folks, let's hear it for the man with the winning straight line. Next!