Accidents Happen 3 (Nod to Inflatable_Man)

Author: Namgubed

Date: February 13, 2006

by Namgubed
2-13-06
♫ Listen to my story 'bout a man named Dick, out huntin' with his friends, and the brush was really thick ... ♫
** rustle **
The game's afoot!
♫ And just when he thought he was shootin' at some food, ♫
♫ Out of the bushes fell this lawyer dude! ♫ Lawyer, that is - human scum. Insert generic lawyer epithet here.
I am not an animal !!
Sorry, but from a distance, you looked like Dan Quayle.