49TC82: Splice 4

Author: Namgubed

Date: March 1, 2006

by Namgubed
3-01-06
Behold! A completely healthy cat / elephant hybrid chimera!
Good lord, haven't you heard the 1980's hit single, "You Shouldn't Splice Cat and Elephant DNA" by Supertramp?
What do we call this unholy monstrosity ... an elepheline? Cattlephant? Catchyderm?
Decepticat? Cellophane? Kofi Annan?
... Cthulhu?
That'll do nicely, puny mortal. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a world to conquer, what with being reborn and all.