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| Well, we're fresh out of elephants, but I do have this very nice emu. Beautiful plumage, the Tazmanian Blue. | |
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| You moron, not only is this thing dead, it's been stuffed and mounted! I hope you kept the receipt! | |
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| I would like to register a complaint concerning this emu I bought not half an hour ago from this very boutique! | |
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| Ah, yes, the Tazmanian Blue. Beautiful plumage! What's wrong with it? | |
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