Hemingway Stories Gone Horribly Awry

Author: Namgubed

Date: April 23, 2006

by Namgubed
4-23-06
For Whom The Bell Tolls
Please insert 50¢ to complete your call to 911. Thank you for using Southeast Bell.
The Sun Also Rises
I heard Sun Microsystems' stock just went up 3%!
Yeah, but only because the rest of NASDAQ went up 18%.
A Fare Well To Arms
I hear Shiva's arms aren't covered by the union.
They just say that because they're pussies.