Up to the Minute Part 4

Author: Namgubed

Date: July 24, 2006

by Namgubed
7-24-06
This week in Dallas - Who shot JFK?
I saw the whole thing, Officer! Shots were fired from that theater, and yonder grassy knoll!
Thanks, alert citizen! This is Adam 12 requesting backup! Car 54, where are you?
The bullet bounced back and hit Oswald in the head! How ironic.
What do you mean, ironic? These bullets are made of lead!
Vice President Johnson!? Why did you do it?
Do you have any idea how intoxicating that kind of power is? And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for that meddling kid!