Precious and Few

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 5, 2006

by Namgubed
10-05-06
The introduction ...
Hey, Duffy! How's it going?
Just fi-- wait a minute ... Toucan Tom, is that YOU?
The elaborate set-up ...
You bet! I'm surprised you recognized me after my beak reduction - sex change operation. Incidentally, I changed my name to Cher.
Well, you know there's always been a special place for you in my heart ... so whadda you say we go back to my place --
The disappointing punchline.
Gosh, I never knew you cared, Duffy! This is all so very sudden - I don't know if I should ...
Precious and few are the moments, wee Toucan Cher!