FTC 100: Grammy Award

Author: Namgubed

Date: December 6, 2006

by Namgubed
12-06-06
Happy B-day great grandma. Did you make a wish?
Sure did, sonny boy! I wished for the sweet release of death from this life of arthritic pain and incontinence!
Wish I could help you, Grammy, but you know there are laws against -- hey, the ghost of Clark Gable is peeping at you through that bedroom window!
What? Where?
Well, she did blow out all her candles.