Variation on Scyess' "Fine Print"

Author: Namgubed

Date: July 5, 2007

by Namgubed
7-05-07
Your company makes two kinds of products. I bought the one that said "All Natural Flavors"
Great!
Not really... the ingredient list includes something called "methyl salicylate." That's not a natural flavor, is it?
It's completely natural for us to manufacture that flavoring.
So what the hell's the other flavor?
Sodomy Sauce.