A Visit from Namgubed the Merry Elf, Part 4

Author: Namgubed

Date: November 29, 2001

by Namgubed
11-29-01
He shouted,
No need to be frightened and tragic, Breaking and entering's my kind of magic! In more secure buildings, I've been at their bowels. Why, you should check out my collection of towels!
(Trust me - it's a long story that doesn't bear repeating at this point in time.)
My chin hit the floor as I saw his eyes gleaming. I pinched myself and exclaimed,
Surely I'm dreaming!
He said,
You arrive at conclusions too early. Don't make me remind you my name is not Shirley!
*groan*