CC 435: I Love My Work

Author: Namgubed

Date: October 7, 2009

by Namgubed
10-07-09
Captain Jirk, this is Commander Spook - have you been able to negotiate with the Curvaceous Feline Nymphos of Babealicious Two? Over.
This is Captain Jirk - negotiations were long and hard, especially since they began with a traditional imbibing of the Champagne Gallon Toast. Over.
I hope, Captain, that this "tradition" did not have a negative effect on your diplomatic skills. Over.
Fortunately, Spook, the negotiations concluded successfully in the morning when they discovered I was well hung ... Over.
Planetary Federation, here we come!