The New Waltons

Author: Namgubed

Date: January 10, 2002

by Namgubed
1-10-02
Good night, John Boy.
Good night, Mary Ellen.
John Boy, what happened to your mole?
It's a long, boring story that involves DeNiro, method acting, and a switchblade.
Good night, wuss.
Good thing I didn't tell her it was really Cindy Crawford.