The Pemmican Briefs - part 1

Author: Namgubed

Date: February 6, 2002

by Namgubed
2-06-02
A very anxious Vince Foster attempts to make his getaway...
... blah blah blah Clinton blah blah bimbo eruptions blah blah ...
Man, it's a good thing I took a random taxi to this random motel - dammit, I left the briefcase with the evidence in the cab!
When he hears a noise from the closet...
Who's there?
*BANG!*
Vince, oh Vince, he hardly knew ye.
Great. And they just cleaned the blood off my screen from the last occupant.
AIEEEE!