The Pemmican Briefs - part 2

Author: Namgubed

Date: February 6, 2002

by Namgubed
2-06-02
Later that evening, an unassuming cab driver named Bongo winds down after a long workday.
... blah blah blah Vince Foster blah blah apparent suicide blah blah ...
Dang, my last fare left a briefcase full of edible underwear in my back seat. What a pervert!
Sure enough, he hears a strange noise from outside.
... blah blah blah Hillary blah blah missing documents blah blah ...
What's that horse-gallopy sound?
Shit! Black helicopters!
Heck, I'm just the delivery guy. Candygram! Candygram for Bongo!